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Twilight. The Abriged Series.

Sat Jun 27, 2009, 5:41 PM
  • Mood: Optimism
  • Listening to: J-pop tunes
  • Reading: textbook (school's openin'! nooo!)
  • Watching: TV
  • Playing: with ideas
  • Eating: fingernails
  • Drinking: nothing at the moment
I would like to share this entry wit'cha Twilight haters and lovers alike.

Cast-- Me, two friends named Kayleen and Eunice, and a Twihard.

Ahem.

(Setting: School cafeteria.)

Me: Okay, so what kinda books do you read?
Kayleen: Manga! -fangirls-
Eunice: No time to read, I watch TV.
Twihard: TWILIGHT.
Eunice: What the hell?
Twihard: Yeah, Twilight, it's the best series EVAR.
Kayleen: What's it about?
Twihard: Umm... well, it's about this girl named Bella, she moves to the town of Forks--
Me: Hey, if there's a Forks, is there a SPOONS? :D
Twihard: NO. Anyway, at Forks, she goes to Forks Washington High School-
Eunice: Wow. You remembered the school's NAME?
Twihard: Yeah, anyway, she met a guy called EDWARD CULLEN. ^^
Kayleen: Uh huh...
Eunice: Um, could you make this more...I dunno, FUN?
Twihard: How am I supposed to make it more FUN? That's the STORY. Anyway, Edward and Bella go to a meadow--
Eunice: AND THEN A KANGAROO KILLED THEM
Kayleen: That's fun!
Me: LOLZ
Twihard: And at the meadow Edward steps in the sunlight to let Bella see what he looks like.-suspense-
Me: What does he look like?
Twihard: HE SPARKLEZ
Kayleen: LIKE A GIRL
Eunice: WHAT?
Me: It's on Youtube, just search 'twilight sparkling scene'
Twihard: Ahem. Anyway, in New Moon, Edward leaves Bella, it's SO SAD.
Kayleen: Where'd he go?
Me: SPOONS.
Eunice: NO HE WENT TO KNIVES
Twihard: No, there's nothing to do with cutlery here! So then she kills herself, or at least she tries to, but Jacob saves her and then
Me: Who's Jacob?
Twihard: A werewolf.
Kayleen: I thought Jacob was a type of biscuit (Jacobs is a brand of biscuit.)
Eunice: JACOB THE BISCUIT TO THE RESCUE
Twihard: Anyway, they fell in love!
Me: SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH A BISCUIT
Eunice: AND THEN SHE ATE HIM
Kayleen: NOM NOM NOM
Twihard: And then in Eclipse--
Kayleen: I thought an Eclipse was when the sun and moon get blocked and it goes dark?
Twihard: -headdesk- How about I just say how it ends.
Eunice: I know! The KANGAROO CAME BACK AND RIPPED EVERYONE TO BITS
Twihard: There's no kangaroo in Twilight! Jacob fell in love with Renesmee.
Me: Who's Rennyme?
Twihard: Edward and Bella's daughter DUH

(Scene ends with doodles of Jacob The Biscuit To The Rescue!)

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'Tis I! Whitestar! Otherwise known as Vinny. I'm probably not a very healthy person to be around, that is I won't give you plague or whatever, but my mindset isn't for the young 'uns.

For one thing I have often defended first cousin marriages, demanded same-sex relationships to be legalised, and have a thing for obsessive relationships. All in the name of making fangirls everywhere happy!

...But if you're willing to overlook that, add me to yer watchlist, wot?

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: TigerClan Camp
  • Interests: Reading. Drawing. Sleeping. Waking up at 5 am and sneaking onto the PC.
  • Favourite movie: There's a lot to say...
  • Favourite band or musician: My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Avril Lavigne
  • Favourite genre of music: Pop/Punk.
  • Favourite artist: Hmm...I don't really know who to say.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Erin Hunter, Brian Jacques and too many more to list
  • Favourite style of art: Anime-ish, cartoony
  • Skin of choice: My own skin, duh.
  • Favourite cartoon character: All of the KND, Ben 10, and such other things I fangirl over.
  • Personal Quote: Appreciate the year you are 10. It's when you fight adults, find alien devices, and meet fairie
  • Tools of the Trade: Adobe Photoshop 7.0...and a hyperactive imagination.

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:iconrenato-c:
nice gallery =D cute drawings ;) hope you stop by mine :)

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:iconleonwoon:
*Gasp*

You're Malaysian, Whitestar?!

Woohoo!

XD

Thanks for the compliment. Let's hope it remains that way, no Gwevin!!

Lol...
:iconmotionlesssndtrk:
The Top Ten's have been named! Get your vote in! --> [link]

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it s t r e t c h e d for centuries to a diary entry's end;
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:iconmotionlesssndtrk:
"The Stars are Falling" voting has begun.
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[...a secret was concealed.]
it rose like thunder, clapped under our hands!
it s t r e t c h e d for centuries to a diary entry's end;
where i wrote:

you make me happy when skies are grey.
:icontehevilricebowl:
I love your gallery!
:heart:
^_______^

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Thanks for the favourite. :]

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i wonder what age u r??? hmmmmmmmm.........
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Try guessing!

BTW--thanks for the watch.

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:iconj-mammon:
you're very good with your work.i can tell that you draw using the computer.I'm not used to that,and i'm not using that as an excuse,but to me perfection and meaning is very important,so unless i can do it 110% perfect and meaningfull,i don't do it

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