I would like to share this entry wit'cha Twilight haters and lovers alike.
Cast-- Me, two friends named Kayleen and Eunice, and a Twihard.
Ahem.
(Setting: School cafeteria.)
Me: Okay, so what kinda books do you read?
Kayleen: Manga! -fangirls-
Eunice: No time to read, I watch TV.
Twihard: TWILIGHT.
Eunice: What the hell?
Twihard: Yeah, Twilight, it's the best series EVAR.
Kayleen: What's it about?
Twihard: Umm... well, it's about this girl named Bella, she moves to the town of Forks--
Me: Hey, if there's a Forks, is there a SPOONS?

Twihard: NO. Anyway, at Forks, she goes to Forks Washington High School-
Eunice: Wow. You remembered the school's NAME?
Twihard: Yeah, anyway, she met a guy called EDWARD CULLEN. ^^
Kayleen: Uh huh...
Eunice: Um, could you make this more...I dunno, FUN?
Twihard: How am I supposed to make it more FUN? That's the STORY. Anyway, Edward and Bella go to a meadow--
Eunice: AND THEN A KANGAROO KILLED THEM
Kayleen: That's fun!
Me: LOLZ
Twihard: And at the meadow Edward steps in the sunlight to let Bella see what he looks like.-suspense-
Me: What does he look like?
Twihard: HE SPARKLEZ
Kayleen: LIKE A GIRL
Eunice: WHAT?
Me: It's on Youtube, just search 'twilight sparkling scene'
Twihard: Ahem. Anyway, in New Moon, Edward leaves Bella, it's SO SAD.
Kayleen: Where'd he go?
Me: SPOONS.
Eunice: NO HE WENT TO KNIVES
Twihard: No, there's nothing to do with cutlery here! So then she kills herself, or at least she tries to, but Jacob saves her and then
Me: Who's Jacob?
Twihard: A werewolf.
Kayleen: I thought Jacob was a type of biscuit (Jacobs is a brand of biscuit.)
Eunice: JACOB THE BISCUIT TO THE RESCUE
Twihard: Anyway, they fell in love!
Me: SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH A BISCUIT
Eunice: AND THEN SHE ATE HIM
Kayleen: NOM NOM NOM
Twihard: And then in Eclipse--
Kayleen: I thought an Eclipse was when the sun and moon get blocked and it goes dark?
Twihard: -headdesk- How about I just say how it ends.
Eunice: I know! The KANGAROO CAME BACK AND RIPPED EVERYONE TO BITS
Twihard: There's no kangaroo in Twilight! Jacob fell in love with Renesmee.
Me: Who's Rennyme?
Twihard: Edward and Bella's daughter DUH
(Scene ends with doodles of Jacob The Biscuit To The Rescue!)
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"viva mexico"
You're Malaysian, Whitestar?!
Woohoo!
XD
Thanks for the compliment. Let's hope it remains that way, no Gwevin!!
Lol...
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[...a secret was concealed.]
it rose like thunder, clapped under our hands!
it s t r e t c h e d for centuries to a diary entry's end;
where i wrote:
you make me happy when skies are grey.
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[...a secret was concealed.]
it rose like thunder, clapped under our hands!
it s t r e t c h e d for centuries to a diary entry's end;
where i wrote:
you make me happy when skies are grey.
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